The female population has long been divided over facial hair on their men nevertheless Movember is the best time to try it out. Men worldwide are ditching their razors in anticipation for raising money for men’s health issues. Issues like Prostate cancer, mental health and men’s health.
It’s the male equivalent to burning your bra. The autonomy and freedom of no restrictions. Don’t get me wrong a bra can make or break an outfit but the satisfaction of unclasping and throwing it on the floor is so liberating of an afternoon. One of the best things about not wearing a bra is you have somewhere to rest your ice cream bowl while watching a chick flick kind of like a mustache. A mo can hide nearly half a roast chicken and gravy depending on its size and manscaping. There’s no better way to spend a Manday evening then cradling a snack in the perfect location for ease of access and reliability while watching western movies with a coldie.
Mustaches have many names like Lip rug, Mouth brow, Nose bug, Lady tickler and my favorite MANOMETER!
This is mustache envy. When your man starts looking at other men and noticing how full and luxurious his hairy top lip is or slowly twirling his newly forming fur baby while dreamily (or evilly) looking off into the distance, you know he is developing a case of mustache envy! There’s no turning back now.
According to a survey men with ‘stache’s are mysterious, sexy and dominant. Now that’s certainly a winner. Perhaps dating a man with a mussie has a profound effect on women. Let’s weigh this up against a smoothly shaven face.
Feels silky to touch
Jealous of the closeness of the shave
Stubble does not constitute a ‘stache
Signifies maturity and it’s sexy
Reminds us to wax and it’s sexy
Many damn sexy men sport mo’s (Tom Selleck)
The art of manliness has seen mustache’s transform over the years from the swashbuckling Errol Flynn style to the artful waxed handlebar and the western lawman. Even sporting legends admit that the secret to record setting athleticism is due to the aerodynamics of their mustache.
Come on girls! Give Movember a go and help B crew raise money for a charity with a great cause. Let’s keep our men healthy, sexy and mysterious. Did I say sexy! Sexy…